Relationship meme fail.

Saw this meme liked by a friend on Facebook and immediately did a double-take. What the hizzy does it even mean? It sounds almost right, but is horribly, stupidly wrong. Why on earth would I want a guy who promises nothing? *Nothing*?!? Not friendship, honesty, loyalty, love, respect or fidelity? And what does trying to give me everything mean? I don’t need everything. I don’t want everything. Except friendship, honesty, loyalty, love, respect and fidelity. But that phrase doesn’t really work photoshopped over a random, heavily edited picture of a couple to be shared a quadrillion times.